I was waiting on the train platform this afternoon. Across the platform was a guy "rapping" his own version of something I couldn't understand. Trust me when I say this boy is NO Fiddy Cent... okay?
Anyhoo...
Next to me is a young kid talking on his cell phone. At one point he hangs up and we make eye contact. I roll my eyes a little bit and smile at him -- directing it to the dude across the way.
He looks me up and down and says, "Yo, baby! How you dooin? You need your carpet cleaned?"
I shook my head no and tried not to laugh.
Now...
Should I be insulted or was he really worried about the carpets in my house?
I'm doing weird things with my banana.
4 years ago
9 comments:
LOL. Maybe a bit of both. You sure meeet some interesting people.
ROFL!
I was inappropriately come onto yesterday on the train. A little Mexican boy just thought I was yummy!
Ugh!
That definitely sounded like a (crass) pick-up line.
HOOCHIE MOMMA!
I love it! Better watch that eye contact in the future.
Yeah ... he's worried about your house.
Was he cute? You should have asked how much?
Which carpet was he talking about?
hahahahaa
You should have told him that you didn't have carpet, but that he could buff your linoleum any time he wanted too!
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