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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Dancing with the Stars - Ep. 5

In a shocking twist last week we lost Vivica Fox. I just knew it would be Sarah, but no! The country music fans of the world have united and want to see the goth redneck move forward.

Oh well.

I'll miss Vivica's attitude. I'll miss watching her dance. But most of all, I will miss her wigs. They were more entertaining than her dancing! I'm kidding. She danced really well, but those wigs made the outfits!

I wanted to say something snarky last week, too, but held my tongue. I can't any longer. For all you single women out there... have you seen Jerry Springer's daughter? I know she is legally blind and her dad is Jerry Springer, but heavens to betsy she ain't pretty! She is getting married. There is obviously someone for everyone! Keep looking. He's out there. I also couldn't find a picture of her anywhere... I'll keep searching...

Tonight the dances are Rhumba or Samba.

Joey: Samba - HOT. That boy can d-d-d-dance! I even liked his "chicken" move (his term)... I loved. loved. loved it! Lots of damn lip lickin' though! I really wish he would STOP that! Not sexy at all. Only one of the three judges liked the performance as much as I did. I think they are safe.

Willa: Rhumba - It was nice... I want to see more Max. She is a pretty girl with a hot bod, but Max... dayum! They did a nice job. I think the judges liked them more than I did. Is she improving? Absolutely! They are probably safe this week, too.

Sarah: Samba - Loved her dress! It looked good on her... she didn't look goth for sure tonight! I think she did a good job - it looked like she had fun. That makes a big difference. She had FUN. She mentioned her fans... I've heard horror stories about how she treats them... hmmm... She better appreciate them a little more after this!

Mario: Rhumba - I got chills watching that performance. They were amazing! Beautiful, stunning, magnificent... that was the best thing I have seen out of every. single. episode.

Jerry: Samba - In the pre-dance interview/snippet they show Jerry without a shirt , and then he dances in a ruffled shirt that was open almost to his navel. OMG - it was a scream! I love a man that can make fun of himself... and he does it well. The dance was silly (Jordan laughed the WHOLE time), but charming at the same time. He had a good time with it. He is the comic relief in the middle of a bunch of seriousness. Yeah, he needs to go home. I say it every week -- He'll stay, though, only because of who he is...

Monique: Rhumba - Beautiful. She is so graceful but there were times I didn't understand what she was doing. The last move looked crazy! I can't describe it -- um -- one leg in the air and it looked like she was standing on her head with the other foot on the ground. Weird... They were trying to be sexy, but her facial expressions made her look like a porn star. Kind of creepy...

Emmitt: Samba - He is such a natural! (Have I said that before?) Not hot like Joey and Mario - just fun to watch. He has that natural rythm that we all wish we had. Then add that smile on top of it and what fun! I loved it! He is safe, but not the winner... The judges LOVED him and I can see why. It was great!

I still think it is between Mario and Joey.

Tonight was fun... hard to say who will go home but I'm willing to bet either Sarah or Monique. We'll see!

12 comments:

barista brat said...

marni, did you get the pic i sent you?

Marni said...

No... please resend it... what is it of?

Heidi the Hick said...

Marni, I missed it! Dang! I think we got the time wrong.

Next week!!!!

Ann said...

I think I must be the only person in America that just can't seem to get into this show or AI. Love me some LOST though. LOL
Thank God it's Wednesday!!! Too bad I have a dinner to go to for work tonight and won't get to watch it until late tonight. Just glad to have tivo.

Life, or Something Like It said...

as usual, I skipped ahead to the joey and Mario parts...can't seem to get into watching it, but I always read your re caps.

Beth said...

So ... Jerry Springer's ugly daughter can land a husband ... but your old-maid cousin can't? I feel so plain ...

Marni said...

Ann: I know a lot of people that can't get into it. That's OK... I didn't until this season.

Life: Thank you for reading my recaps. I think the show is so silly but, like a car wreck, I can't look away!

Beth: Trust me... you are not plain by any stretch of the imagination....

SkippyMom said...

Goth redneck? Bwwahahahaa, snork!

Yes, I am known for snarfing fuzzy drinks out of my nose while reading my fav's - but thanks A LOT - THAT HURT!! ;)

You so hit that description on the head - When, oh when is she going?

...Did you perhaps see the interview with Jerry Springer and his daughter last night? She was born deformed (no nasal passages, lots of surgeries etc.) and she is now legally blind and deaf in one ear. She teaches at a school in NY for special needs children.

I usually don't go in for sap, but it was a really nice story - SkippyHusband and I were trying to figure out [last week] exactly what was wrong with her...heck, now we know....

....but don't you really want to know what future hubby looks like? Dontcha?

SkippyMom said...

...P.S. I didn't mean that last comment to sound snarky - like "Oh don't you feel bad NOW?" I just thought it was a cool story - and makes me knock on wood that all of our kids are fine.

Believe me when I say- SKH and I are in a foot race to see who makes it "Extra Special Hell" first when we pass....just for the glass house/rock thingy....lol

Love the blog!

Marni said...

Oh, Skippy: Now I feel bad... well, maybe not. Still goes to show there is someone out there for everyone... and YES I want to know what...er.... who she is marrying... :)

Thanks for stopping by!

lulu said...

I was gonna say, you have no idea what the guy she is marrying is like. I meet women all the time and I'm like "*She's* married and *I'm* not!?" and then I meet the guy and understand. Not everyone is as fussy as I am. Or as Beth is evidently.

ziggystardust73 said...

That means that Nick Kosovich has gone as well!

awww - how disappointing.