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Showing posts with label drives me insane. Show all posts
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Friday, December 12, 2008

Get outta my freakin way

I have started driving in to work. Why?
  1. It is COLD outside and I don't want to stand around waiting for the bus
  2. I can sleep an hour later and get to work at the same time
  3. I can leave whenever I want
  4. It is cheaper to pay to park than it is to ride the bus

There is one thing, however, that I miss about riding. Someone else had to deal with the idiots on the road.

  • Do NOT drive in the far left lane (aka the FAST lane) and go the speed limit. If there is a loooong line of cars behind you and, one by one, they go around you... you need to GET OVER.
  • Do NOT pull in front of me to "pass" another car, but go the SAME SPEED as the car you are wanting to pass.
  • Do NOT ride my ass when I am already going 80, there are people in front of me, and the other lanes are moving slower. I will not move over. I am going with the flow of traffic. I would get a ticket if I were a single car and clocked by the local po-po.

Just stay out of my way. Stay in the other three right lanes if you can't keep up with traffic speeds. And for heavens sake... if there are NO cars in front of you for at least the length of a football field and there are cars behind you, please move your butt to the right. You won't get a ticket... we will.