Bug (clearing her throat): Man, I'm hittin' puberty hard!
Me: What? You're what?
Bug: Hittin' puberty hard! Don't you hear my throat gurgling?
Me: Honey, girl's voices don't really change like boy's do... I think you just have some sinus drainage.
Bug (with an EXTREMELY disappointed look on her face): Really? I'm gonna sound like this forever?
Me: Well, look on the bright side... your boobs are getting bigger!
A Forced March in the Woods. Part 2
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