What?!

Both my kids play soccer. When one is playing their game the other is usually running around the park with their friends. I don't mind it so much. I can concentrate on the game and still locate the other one if I need to.

One of J-man's teammates has a brother that happens to play on Bug's team. Bug and this little boy (Josh) have become fast friends. They spend a lot of time kicking around a soccer ball or sitting somewhere chatting with other kids while their brothers play their games..

So....

One Saturday, J-man had an "away" game at another field. Located next to the field is a tall hill. I watched as Bug, Josh and a couple of other kids climb to the top. They had a soccer ball but chose to sit down and talk instead. They were there for the entire game so when it was over I got to talk to Bug about her activities.

Me: So, Bug, what were you guys talking about up there?

Bug: Oh, nothing. We were just talking about how big Josh's pickle is...

M: Excuse me. His what?

B: His pickle, Mom. He had one of those big pickles from the snack stand and it was HUGE!

M: Ohhhhh! Ok.

God, I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

His pickle.