Yeah this is the second post today. Only because I just had an experience that I MUST vent about. Here we go:
Ladies,
I know sometimes we need to "hover" when we go to the restroom. We don't want our tushies to touch the germ infested toilet seat. (Did you know in some studies it shows that our bathroom toilets are cleaner than our kitchen sink? I digress)
I don't know about you, but when I pee it goes in a straight line (TMI, I am sure). It doesn't fan out and splash on the seat. If mine works that way, doesn't everyone else? If so, then how in tarnation does so much freakin' pee end up on the seat? And WHY - WHY - WHY don't you wipe it off when you are done?
Do you want others to admire your handy work? Do you want CSI to get a sample to prove you didn't kill your neighbor 'cause you were at work? I don't get it. If you leave that kind of stuff on the seat at work, what on earth does your house look like? Tell me who you are so if we have a pot-luck I will know which dish to avoid! It is just nasty and gross.
Be more considerate of your co-workers and/or family. Strangers, even. YOU are the reason we have to hover!
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5 months ago
8 comments:
I swear Marni, you are right on the money with this one! I HATE, HATE, HATE sitting in someone else's pee! WHY can't these 'ladies'(and I use that term very loosely) wipe the dang seats?
Ew, gross, and yuck.
I agree -- disgusting! We have one particular store here where I won't even go to the bathroom, it's so nasty! You'd think women would be cleaner than that, wouldn't you?
I hate nothing more than to sit down on what seems to be a fairly okay toilet seat and find it *wet*. Blargh!
For some reason, J-man can't put the lid up when he goes so he gets it all over the seat. It KILLS me! I have trained him to wipe the seat after he finishes. He's an 11 year old boy and can wipe it up. Why can't these grown women?
Luckily I saw it before I sat down. It was so bad I looked at it and just walked out of the stall. Nasty... nasty... nasty.
Maybe I shouldn't say I've "trained" him... let's say I "taught" him and his future wife will thank me some day.
Then again, if everyone actually sat on the seat, no one would need to hover. Right?
Marni! Print this out and laminate it and screw it to the back of the door in the washroom stall!!!!
I know.
And what about in public bathrooms when the little boys use the womens toilet? I don't have a problem with that, but dontcha think the mom should check that the little boy has cleaned up after himself??
This is one of my peeves. I will admit to getting some on the seat from time to time but I ALWAYS check and clean up if need be.
Not hovering prevents this. Most of the time I don't hover. I have become convinced that my butt on the seat is less germy than my hands touching anything in the room. For that reason I flush with my foot, don't wash my hands, and use purell after I have opened the door to leave.
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