I found this over at Truth Monkey's site and liked it because there are some questions I've never seen before. I don't have anything to actually write about at the moment, so I thought this would be great filler.
 What is your middle name?
 What color is your mailbox?
 Are you available?
For? Cleaning house? No; Relationship? No; A trip to Moe's? Any time
 Have you ever hit a deer?
Nope but it is something I do think about when driving around our country town.
 Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
 Are you taller than your mom?
 What curse do you say the most when you're pissed?
Most definitley the F-bomb.
 Are you God?
Last time I checked, No.
 What do you do to get over a broken heart?
Cry and listen to Tesla's "Love Song".
 Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
 Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My head because of some frustrations.
 Do you often cry during a movie?
All. The. Time.
 Last text message you received?
Mom, mama, maaaaaam, mom, mama, mommy.
 Who sent it?
J-man. He was imitating Stewie from Family Guy.
 Do you hate your life?
There are moments I don't like it very much, but I wouldn't say I hate it.
 Do you get mad easily?
At the drop of a hat.
 Do you drink?
Very rarely, maybe twice a year.
 What is your biggest pet peeve?
Stupidity and people that do not use a blinker!
 Are you cold?
Not at the moment. I have a jacket on.
 Do any of your friends have kids?
Most of them.
 Who should pay on the first date?
Whoever wants to.
 How many years older than you are you willing to date?
Considering Carl is 28 days younger than me, I'll have to say I like to be the older one.
 Do you have any friends?
I do... and a lot more now that we've reconnected on FB.
 Do you have any mean friends?
One but it is what makes her who she is. I tend to be her calming influence.
 What is the ugliest color in your opinion?
 Have you ever dated someone who all your friends couldn't stand?
Yes. He was HORRIBLE to me, but I looooooved him. Blech. So glad I woke up.
 Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
No! The thought terrifies me.
 Have you ever contemplated suicide?
Nope. I think suicide is a cowardly escape.
 Do you scratch your ears?
Sure, if they itch.
 Who was the last person to hug you?
 What brand are the pants/jeans you're wearing right now?
I have no idea. They are dress pants from Old Navy, I think.
 How tall are you?
 What is the closest green object?
Post-It notes on my desk
 What is on your feet?
 If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents have named you?
John David, Jr.
 If you could go back to any time period when would it be?
Elizabethan England or the Roaring 20's
 Do you want to have kids?
Got 'em and sometimes want to give 'em away.
 What is your favorite color?
 Who is the friend you have that you thought you would never have?
Good question, but I make friends fairly easy. Never say never
 Who do you hate the most right now?
I don't hate anyone. I'm not loving the politicians at the moment, but that is normal.
 What's your mother's middle name?
 What kind of car do you want?
My dream car is a Porsche 911 but I love my Honda Accord.
 What is your favorite video game?
World of Warcraft and ToonTown.
 Do you like your dad?
Love him... he makes me laugh and gave me my sense of humor
 Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
 Are you wearing make up?
Only eyeshadow, liner and mascara.
 Do you have a tattoo?
Nope, but would like to have one.
 Have you ever broken a pinata?
Never had one.
 What time is it right now?
9:40 a.m. - I am procrastinating at work.
 Do you know how to draw?
Not on your life. Even my stick figures are pitiful.
 Who loves orange soda?
 Who is your hero?
Hands down, no question about it - My mom.
 Who did you last IM?
My friend, PT!
 Do you work a lot of hours?
Usually only 40-45.
 Where were you 24 hours ago?
In my living room working from home.
 Who was the last person that called you?
 Is there anything you regret?
Oh hell yes. But I try not to think about it.
 Do you know where your family name originated from?
I think Ireland but not 100% sure. Dad did one of those family crest thingies once, but I don't remember what it said.
 Animal that creeps you out?
Snakes and eels.
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