At lot of questions have been asked around Pug Manor lately. Bug is maturing a bit and is starting to realize certain things about growing up.
A couple that she has asked lately:
Q: How can you have more than one baby?
A: From J-man: Because men make a lot of sper.... just wait... you'll learn in health class.
A: From me: Because women are made to have babies and some only want/have one, while others want/have more.
A: From Carl: Don't ask because you are never even dating!
Q: What is a period? (thank you miraz commercial)
A: From J-man: Ahem... ummm ... you'll learn in health class.
A: From me: It is something that every. single. girl. has to deal with until they are around 50... and you'll learn about it in health class. But if you have any questions after that, come talk to me.*
A: From Carl: Hey now! Lalalalala. Look Bug! It's a horse!!
Q: What does "spackle the ceiling mean?" (thank you CARL)
A: From J-man: OMG... daaaaad
A: From me: OMG... CAAAARL that is GROSS - don't say that crap around them! You can kid with J-man about it.... but not when Bug is around!
A: From Carl: "What?!!" (lauging hysterically)
Yeah... never a dull moment.
*I am more than willing to talk to her about it, and I will, but I've tried in the past and she freaked. Let's see how open she is after health class.
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