I had a dream last night that I was in a house with a crazy, cosmetically challenged* Barry Manilow who was dressed as Liberace. He was trying to cut my head off with a piano wire and I was running around trying to open locked doors.
He kept mumbling something but, in the light of day, I can't remember what it was.
What could that craziness mean?
*His makeup was dark, dark brown and it covered half his face and all of his hands. He had on a dark blue/black suede suit with spangles on it and fluffy white sleeves coming out of the cuffs. Soo freakin creepy.
I'm doing weird things with my banana.
3 years ago
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OH this is so, so bad.
I am not an interpreter of dreams, but this one just scares the behoohoo out of me.
Poor thing. I hope you didn't wake up wondering if it was real. [have you ever done that? I have!]
Hugs...and just say NO to Mannilow.
This is really disturbing...but funny, since it wasn't my dream!
Now say to yourself "This was only a dream. It has no real meaning. I will put this out of my mind, and never have this dream again!"
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Uhhhhh ... perhaps you've been listening to too much Barry Manilow lately?
Which would be worse? He was trying to kill you or make love to you??? Creepy!! And I thought I had weird dreams!
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